- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

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