This anti-joke below is hilarious.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

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Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

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What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

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Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

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- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

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yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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