- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

What's 2+2? Fish

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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