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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

Q- what do you call a Jew swimming in the Antarctic? A- Dead, any man wouldn't survive swimming in water that cold

Three black men walk into a bar. One of the men, having recently reached sobriety, opts not to commence in the consumption of alcohol. The other two, impressed by his level of restraint, decide to leave the bar and take the initiative to turn their lives around for the better.

What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

Knock Knock! Who's there?! Michelle Bachman.

Ask me if im a tree? No

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

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