- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

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