Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

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Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

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What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

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Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

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Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

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What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

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What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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