why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

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Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

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What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

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What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

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roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

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Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

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Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

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Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

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