- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

My wife made me a sandwich

Obama

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

Why did the boy give the girl flowers? Because her parents died in a car crash and he felt bad.

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