- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

so today i took a poop. hehe

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

I love it when i go into my classroom first thing in the morning, and the light are off... i always feel so Empowered... i walk in, and say Let There Be Light! while i lift my arms up and there was light.... omg! im god! O_O

My, you you... SEDUCER! XD, and there I go proving your point by going uppercase XD

Roses are red Violets are blue Goodbye to the people who hated on me

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

Dig Bick Your dislexic

Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

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