- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

it's funny because it's funny

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

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