What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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Good afternoon.

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

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Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

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What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

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What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

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What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

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Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

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Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

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Little Timmy walks up to the teacher during class and asks "Can i use the restroom?" The teacher says "I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy says "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

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"What would Jesus do?" "Form a religion, get nailed to a cross, and become a martyr to millions."

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

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Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

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What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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A thought for the day: Life is like a game of chess. In the constant struggle for power, control and safe positions it makes no difference whether one plays white or black. As long as everything is planned and one stays a few moves ahead, everything will work out. Just don't annoy the queen, or she may send some very irate knights to fork you or a bishop to flank you. [L]

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Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

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What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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Anti Joke

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