Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

Yo mama's fat.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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