- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

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