- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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I didn't know that guy did crossfit

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

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