- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

i just wrote this so hard

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

how do you save a black man ... u don't

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

you suck

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

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