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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

A seal walks into a club.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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