- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

John lazzaro likes dick

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

Long joke Your such a downey

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

my mind's eye?

What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

Maths.

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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