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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

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