How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

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What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

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What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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I love you

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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What's the difference between a 7 year old boy and a 50 year old man? Hair.

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your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

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That was me, I thought we where friends now... I am so sorry, I really did not send anyone nor anything, I would never do such a thing! What happened to you is terrible, I did say I knew who they where and that they are in prison, but that was a lie, I just wanted for you to think I was really confident and in control. Please Nero, let me speak to you, nothing is like you think, Jenny is my stepmother, please don't do anything.

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My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

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Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

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melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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