This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

What's red and funny? The holocaust

will you like this joke my sources say no

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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