there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

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How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

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What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

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Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

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I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

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Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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A man walks into a bar. The initial impact knocks him violently to the ground, where he lies gasping in agony. Flustered and in a state of psychological shock, he shakily reaches up and touches his head in an attempt to asses the damage he has sustained and establish the seriousness of the situation. He lets out a resigned whimper when he realises his hands are stained a deep red. More blood gushes in torrents from his left temple, and the man chokes on his vomit as he writhes on the ground uncontrollably, incessant waves of pain washing over him. The protruding metal bar left so carelessly in his path has done a lot more damage than the man is aware of. His skull has been shattered in several places and he has suffered additional fractures to his cheek bone and jaw. Also, the sheer force at which the man has collided with the bar means that he is severely concussed and the onset of brain haemorrhage is becoming very likely. Brain haemorrhage is a very common cause of strokes and, if left untreated, the bleed will almost certainly kill the man in later life. However, the chances of the man reaching this stage in his life are now almost non-existent. He is losing copious volumes of blood from the wounds sustained to his face, and is becoming weaker by the second. He needs a blood transfusion immediately if he is to live. But nobody is there to go to his aid. The harsh reality is, he is doomed...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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