A Mexican man, an American man, and an Italian man go to a bridge. The mexican said "we have too much of this in our country!" and throws pasta into the water. The Mexican man says "we have to much of this in out country!" and throws a taco into the water. The American throws in the Mexican man and says "we have to much of these in our country!"

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What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

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Four blondes are driving to Disneyland, as they finally got to Florida, they read a sign that said "Disneyland: left" so they turned around and headed home.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because the pizza man saw how hungry he was and left a pizza for the dog. So when the dog saw the pizza he went to go get the pizza, because he was hungry. In hindsight the moral of the story is: if you ever see a hungry dog on the other side of the road, become a pizza man (if you aren't already) and give him a pizza.

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What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

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KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

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What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

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a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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I love you

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What's the difference between a 7 year old boy and a 50 year old man? Hair.

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your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

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That was me, I thought we where friends now... I am so sorry, I really did not send anyone nor anything, I would never do such a thing! What happened to you is terrible, I did say I knew who they where and that they are in prison, but that was a lie, I just wanted for you to think I was really confident and in control. Please Nero, let me speak to you, nothing is like you think, Jenny is my stepmother, please don't do anything.

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My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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