Black People

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If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

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Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

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Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

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What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

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roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

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What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

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What's brown and sticky A stick

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Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

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"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

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Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

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Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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