Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

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Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

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I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

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Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

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How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

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Fill in the blank: A ______ is a man's best friend. Jake: Is it dog? Host: YES! Now for the 1 million dollars! Finish the sentence: I just saved a lot of money by Jake: Switching to Geico? Host: Sorry, that's incorrect. The correct answer is "I just saved a lot of money by not spending it on useless junk and by budgeting my account towards investing in the future." Oh well, nice try.

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So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

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Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

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What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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