A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

You have friends

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

how do you win a game try your best

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

fish fishy caoimhin

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

seek beauty

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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