what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Your mom.

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AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

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All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

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whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

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Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

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Steven hawkings shook my hand

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What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

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A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

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Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

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What? Why?

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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