- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

Of course, first door on your left

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

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