Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

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I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

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A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

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This is a joke.

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Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

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A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

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What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

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Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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