Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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roy g biv

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

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Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

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What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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what did the farmer do? plant

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

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Timmy had to use the restroom in class one day, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I use the restroom?" The teacher said, "I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said'," When I was using 'can', I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier for asking for permission, as opposed to expressing ability. I though since you were a teacher you would know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

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