- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one answers so the man opens the door and gets stabbed 7 times in the chest

a boy fell in mud... a kid took a bath with bubbles... bubbles was the girl next door!

Holy Tulip Answer- Sexy Mofo

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

Did you hear about the guy that dropped the soap in prison? He apparently gripped it a bit too tightly causing it to slip out of his hands, but managed to pick it up promptly and finish showering with no further incidence.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away

Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

If i knew people where coming i would have trimed my antlers

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? No one answers so the man opens the door and gets stabbed 7 times in the chest