- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

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Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

bronson watt walks into a bar.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

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