Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

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A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

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Why was the boy sick? Because he accidently ate his own feces.

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An incoming freshman introduces himself to his Ethics professor by saying, "What's up?" To which the professor responds, "You should never end a sentence with a preposition." The freshman, who is both clever and witty, quickly responds to his future Professor, saying: "Professor, I practice linguistic description, such that I observe language objectively in a way that does not adhere strictly to grammatical and syntactic dogma". The professor, surprised by the student's philosophical disposition, engages the student in a highly constructive dialogue about the philosophy of language, from which both the student and teacher learn more about each other and themselves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

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A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

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Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

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can you touch your toes? no

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N-E Pats never cheated

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

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What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

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what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

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What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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