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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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