You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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Hey babe, do you like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people? Because I like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people.

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I read the terms of service.

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

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Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

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I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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