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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

Two pies where sitting in a oven when one of the pies says: God damn it's hot in here. The other pie screams out loud: HOLY SHIT A TALKING PIE!

A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

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