- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

What's your guys names?

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

What's 9+10 Ebola

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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