A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

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What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

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What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

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SUCK MY NUTS

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What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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ok

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My wife made me a sandwich

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Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

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what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

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Tall asians

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What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

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Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

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Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

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Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

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Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

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What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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