- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

I walk into a bar...

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

Do you want icecream, Björn?

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

JOSH BROWN STOP ADDING PEOPLES NAMES TO THE END OF YOUR TRUE STORIES!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? snicker F*ck a duck.

Just found out that it doesn't work.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person if the Jewish religion and a pizza is a type of food.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels.

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