- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A programmer, and engineer and an accountant meet up for an after work drink. Afterwards they go home to their separate apartments and think how socially inadequate they are.

What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

Women's Rights

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Girls soccer

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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