What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

You have friends

An Englishman walks into a bar.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

why was the boy crying he had cancer

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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