I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

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why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

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What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

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How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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