Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

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Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

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What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

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What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

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Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

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What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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