Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

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What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

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What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

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What colour is chocolate? Brown.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

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How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

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oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

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I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

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your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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what to call someone thats gay zak

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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