mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

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How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

A Fat Kenyan

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

Anti Joke

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