- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

Knock knock come in.

why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

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