- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

What is the name of the car? What

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

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