how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

Anti Joke

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