What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

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A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

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Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

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What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

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A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

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If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

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who is not good looking? mon morello

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Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

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what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

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Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

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What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

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What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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