- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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