- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

What comes after 69? 70

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

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