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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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