- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

a black guy walks into a black bar

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

can you touch your toes? no

Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

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