Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

Why did the black person sit in the back of bus? All the other seats were taken.

Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

If youre African, why are you white?

Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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