Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

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Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

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I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

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How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

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Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

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Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

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