Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

A car walks into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

I dont have a girlfriend

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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