This anti-joke below is hilarious.

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What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

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kennah campion... being nice

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A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

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Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

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Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

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Guess what? AIDS!

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What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

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Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

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Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

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Barack Obama.

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

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What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

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Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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See now, that is because you consider yourself my submissive on a both concious and subconcious level, your body and mind wants me to take care of you. I could say it is because I read minds, but why read minds, when I can create them, why read the future, when you can create it. Finally, lets take a look into the word, nerve endings yes? Not nerve endings baby, its called Suggestion. But seriously though, lets put the word nerve endings on top of the word suggestions again there. Nerve endings, did I mention it works on your butt too? You see, usually you would say no, but you do know that now that I am your master, you do and enjoy as I say? See you baby. Moral: "Feel the grove, I control the way you move"

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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