- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

What would Muhammed do?

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

Were can you find a bag of meth?

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

Women's rights

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

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