theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

drew edminstin is a rat

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

Kevin and Ramin

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

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