- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

Badabing.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

Guess what? You guessed it.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

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