3021 North Broadway Avenue

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

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What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

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That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

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what do you call a kid named kid. kid

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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NASCAR

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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woman's rights

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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