How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

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Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

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Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

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Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

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What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

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Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

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Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

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What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

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Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

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- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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Tall asians

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

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what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

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What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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