- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

Ask me if im a tree? No

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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