What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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Timmy had to use the restroom in class one day, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I use the restroom?" The teacher said, "I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said'," When I was using 'can', I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier for asking for permission, as opposed to expressing ability. I though since you were a teacher you would know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

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What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

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Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

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Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

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roy g biv

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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1 woman and 2 guys were on a roadtrip. Every single day they would go do the same things. First go to Denny's, then to the mall, then see a horror movie. One day the woman said, "I don't want to go see the horror movie, I'm scared enough!" So the guys agreed that they'd trick the woman into going to a horror movie before Denny's. They went, and the woman was scared out of her mind. She yelled at them both for 30 minutes and to this day never speaks to them.

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Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

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Random letters vJKkBvCffsgfsjxmsocowdbwfeascbsa

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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