- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

Knock knock. Who's there? Three months to live. Three months to live who? The C-Scan showed a massive, inoperable tumor in your brain that's been developing for years. You have only three months to live.

What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

What do Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder, and Ray Charles have in common? They were all mentioned in the previous sentence.

Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

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