- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

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