How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

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Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

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What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

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A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

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What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

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Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

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A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

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what's the difference between a duck?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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