What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

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Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

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Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

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How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

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Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

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sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

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Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

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Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

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Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

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Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

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What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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Why doesn't little jimmy ride his favourite bike to school any more? He was playing on the platform at at the railway station, tripped and fell across the track, at which point a seven carriage train came through at over 150 mph and cut through his upper thighs crushing everything in his legs and causing them to fall off.

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

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I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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