- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

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