When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

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How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

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How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

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I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

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Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

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Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

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Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

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What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

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