Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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What did Washington say to California? WC

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

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Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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Hitler and Jews become friends.

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I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

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Penis chickens

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how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

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Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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