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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

7+5=12

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.