I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

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Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

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You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

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you wanna hear a good anti joke?, so do i

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

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What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

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Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

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I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

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Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

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Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

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What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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