- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Ruff, hi, ruff ruff, we are both dogs ruff ruff, ruff ruff, ruff!!

Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

sorry son your nanas been put down

Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

I am a mime

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

why did you poop because you are a poop

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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