A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

sadf

Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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