Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

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What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

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What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

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Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

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what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

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how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

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Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

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what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

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Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

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What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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