- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

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