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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

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