- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

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This dog can only sniff marijuana.

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

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