What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

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What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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learn. advance!

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

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What did the flight attendant get for Christmas? A Trebuchet from medieval times dating back to the 12th Century CE.

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What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

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Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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My mom

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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