- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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