I have read and agreed to the terms of service

robin, get in the car.

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

knock knock There's no door

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

The duck didn't cross the road.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

3021 North Broadway Avenue

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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