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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs (_ |____| O O -

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

what is yellow and burns? -a fire

Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

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