- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

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