This sentence is a lie.

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why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

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I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

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You and your parents are going to die today

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Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

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They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

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what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

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Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

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A van drives into a car.

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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Rebecca Black

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Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

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A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

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What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

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What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

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when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

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What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

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Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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