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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

A blind man walks into a library.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

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