Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

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man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

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Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

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What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

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I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

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whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

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Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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