why was the boy crying he had cancer

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How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

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An Englishman walks into a bar.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

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What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

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what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

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What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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what's red and horny a red unicorn

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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