- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

what's the difference between a duck?

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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