- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

whats my name? Matt

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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