What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

a Polar bear in an Igloo.

Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

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What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

Asians.

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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