How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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How tall is oprah.. 5'7

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Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

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Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

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Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

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What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

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Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

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Women's rights.

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

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What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

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A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

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Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

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A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

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why did arno fly away? he was a bird

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What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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If there are 2 narwhals and two apples, why is each of the narwhals happy? Because each is a narwhal.

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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Anti Joke

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